FLOAT ON

Further to the below:

One day you will die. Most of will have some inkling that our death is approaching. Perhaps old age is upon you, or someone is pointing a gun at your head, or you are off your nut, paranoid and convinced that the driver of your car is conspiring to kill you (and haven't we all been there). Regardless of your mode of departure, you will not want to think of all the countless wasted hours spent studying or practising law.

I've already given two and a half years of my life (with another two and a half to go) to the hideous shebeast that is law, and I have no intention of spending a day longer than necessary bowing at her festering altar.

Normal posting (by which I mean, no posting) will resume now.

Bring it on lawyers, I'll kill you all. Swear to God.